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24th August 2006
Pluto is not a planet
the last time I updated this puppy was the 15th of november, 2005. :
Pluto has every right to be a planet. I figure that Pluto is the eccentric one of the family, the black sheep if you will, and it's pretty discriminate to call Pluto a 'dwarf planet' just because it's rotation around the sun intersects Neptune's. The way I see it is Pluto is the baby of the family, and everybody knows that the youngest will always try to outcompete the sibling ahead of his/her order. If anything this should be more grounds for calling Pluto a planet, because what are the rest of us really but just a family of matter surrounding the mother sun who gave birth to us and will also destroy us? There's actually a lot of drama goin on with our Solar System. I mean look at Mercury, what a fuck up. And I have no idea whats goin on with Mars and Jupiter, but there seems to be a lot of shit between them, namely the astroid belt. Saturn's just a big fuckin show-off, and the sun's illigetimate planet X needs to just get it's priorities straight and come back home, we miss you.
Wanna hear the worst sexual expression ever? guess what, its australian (figures).
"I want you inbetween me beef curtains."
-crazy bitch from the movie 'Welcome to Woop Woop'
15th November 2005
so what the heck
So whats the deal with people that decide to own cats, declaw them, and manage to lose them? I must've seen at least 5 different lost cat adds yesturday, half of them declawed, and most of them in college apartment complexes. It makes me fucking sick; deciding to declaw cats in the first place is a horribly selfish act, and to lose them is a death sentence. One of the cats was a 3 month old kitten. Give me a fucking break! :
So whats the deal with able-bodied bipeds needing to push the handicap automated door button? How fucking lazy is that?
So whats the deal with Tyra banks?
30th September 2005
1. I'll respond with something random about you. :
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.
9th September 2005
Don't eat at Mi Ranchito
Mi Ranchito fired me, because I'm......UNRELIABLE. No shit. I guess theres just something lacking within me, that innate and natural urge to bend over for 4 hours straight scrubbing dirty, greasy, cheesy (and sometimes sea-foody) dishes in tubs of oily, hot orange and brown water. The water would splash around when a busy spell would hit the store, often times in my hair, face, EYEBALLSS....fuck, I'm feeling a bit nostalgic just thinking about it. Those sweet moments when I would have to bend over deep into the grease dumpster and pick out bags of garbage that were placed there by mistake, inevitably getting animal fat all over mah body...(doing that thing the character Pat would do from saturday night live) eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhwww. :
I'm going to the other side of the state to pick up my precious Slippers and my sister's cat (whom I also love to a lesser degree). Anybody need a ride? Im taking 94 to 69 to 96 to 696 ya got that? Driving there and back on Sunday if anybody deems it necessary.
Otherwise everything is well, just bought a guitar for my class. Looking forward to a long and fruitful time of pulling my hair out trying to learn it, but I will conquer.
20th July 2005
A huge loss
James Doohan, aka "Scotty" from Star Trek died at the age of 85 of pnemonia and Alzheimers Disease. :
If you were a fan you can leave a comment of rememberance.
I'll never forget when Scotty played the bagpipe in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan for Spock's funeral. Scotty was by far the coolest character on that show.
17th June 2005
here's mah plan
I'll plan on commuting between Kalamazoo and Bloomfield every week. I'll be in Kalamazoo wednesday afternoon to Sunday morning. The rest of the week I will be in .......Bloomfield, or mommys house. :
If anybody needs to see me, hang out with me, spend money with me whatever I can accommadate for anyone on either side of the state. and of course if anybody needs a ride back or forth (wherever back or forth may be) you can bite me.
5th June 2005
Im alive, eating right and staying out of trouble. I'm making money and excercizing. Sometimes I practice my instrument.
6th May 2005
i am eating a teriyaki bowl, and im pretty sure its past its expieration date and i spelled that wrong. The teriyaki bowl is purly organicm which menas i dont now what im talking about
5th May 2005
Today is a new day for Me, Jason Toth
I finally own a working computer that has internet connection, so now with as little as anybody ever sees of me, I will be visible from the outside even less. :
I want to come back to metro detroit and see people from the area. If I come home this weekend will people be able to welcome me back home? Helllooo????????
26th April 2005
Polls are fun
Worst way anybody has died in a movie: :
Face-Hugged (Alien feeds egg through the mouth and baby alien pops out of body)
Drugged up and had brains eaten out alive(Hannibal)
Lasered into cubes (Resident Evil)
Genitals ripped off and face bashed in (Sin City)
Sliced in half by wire/chain (Ghost Ship)
Having face impaled by rod (Final destination 2)
Swallowed and eaten by a bed (nightmare on elmstreet, Johnny Depp)
Melting to death by lava(volcano)
The kiss of the dragon (the kiss of the dragon, hits a pressure point that stops flow of blood from exiting the head)
any others? Im really sick or bored.
15th April 2005
update on my Eggmergancy
I had the Eggnormous omelet sandwich about 50 min ago, and I'm starting to feel a little: :
OH! this is pretty interesting.
Completely Pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, naïvety, children's talk.
Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key.
A leering key, degenerating into grief and rapture. It cannot laugh, but it can smile; it cannot howl, but it can at least grimace its crying.--Consequently only unusual characters and feelings can be brought out in this key.
Penitential lamentation, intimate conversation with God, the friend and help-meet of life; sighs of disappointed friendship and love lie in its radius.
The key of triumph, of Hallejuahs, of war-cries, of victory-rejoicing. Thus, the inviting symphonies, the marches, holiday songs and heaven-rejoicing choruses are set in this key.
Melancholy womanliness, the spleen and humours brood.
The key of love, of devotion, of intimate conversation with God.
Feelings of the anxiety of the soul's deepest distress, of brooding despair, of blackest depresssion, of the most gloomy condition of the soul. Every fear, every hesitation of the shuddering heart, breathes out of horrible D# minor. If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key.
Noisy shouts of joy, laughing pleasure and not yet complete, full delight lies in E Major.
Naïve, womanly innocent declaration of love, lament without grumbling; sighs accompanied by few tears; this key speaks of the imminent hope of resolving in the pure happiness of C major.
Complaisance & Calm.
Deep depression, funereal lament, groans of misery and longing for the grave.
Triumph over difficulty, free sigh of relief utered when hurdles are surmounted; echo of a soul which has fiercely struggled and finally conquered lies in all uses of this key.
A gloomy key: it tugs at passion as a dog biting a dress. Resentment and discontent are its language.
Everything rustic, idyllic and lyrical, every calm and satisfied passion, every tender gratitude for true friendship and faithful love,--in a word every gentle and peaceful emotion of the heart is correctly expressed by this key.
Discontent, uneasiness, worry about a failed scheme; bad-tempered gnashing of teeth; in a word: resentment and dislike.
Key of the grave. Death, grave, putrefaction, judgment, eternity lie in its radius.
Grumbler, heart squeezed until it suffocates; wailing lament, difficult struggle; in a word, the color of this key is everything struggling with difficulty.
This key includes declarations of innocent love, satisfaction with one's state of affairs; hope of seeing one's beloved again when parting; youthful cheerfulness and trust in God.
Pious womanliness and tenderness of character.
Cheerful love, clear conscience, hope aspiration for a better world.
A quaint creature, often dressed in the garment of night. It is somewhat surly and very seldom takes on a pleasant countenance. Mocking God and the world; discontented with itself and with everything; preparation for suicide sounds in this key.
Strongly coloured, announcing wild passions, composed from the most glaring coulors. Anger, rage, jealousy, fury, despair and every burden of the heart lies in its sphere.
This is as it were the key of patience, of calm awaiting ones's fate and of submission to divine dispensation.
mmmmrrrffffff......moan. I ate the new Eggstastically Eggnormous omelet this morning (isn't omelet a weird word???) but holy shit was that gross. I saw it in the commercials and have been DYING to get one, but I must say it was a waste of a trip. :
For those who do not know what this new sandwich is: two long egg patties with two sausage patties, two strips of bacon and cheese in between two buns. How could they have gone wrong with that?!?!? I shed a tear or two, and tossed it. The coffee was great though!
12th April 2005
I cannot belive how unmotivated I am. :
my muscles are turning into gelatin in Kocsonyas.
It feels like my under-eyes are drooping more than usual, and the eye boogers just keep on comin'.
7 days of school left.
9th April 2005
Sometimes I like to dedicate my entries to a particular person, place or thing. :
Today this entry is dedicated my Grandfather William Toth, who we suspect passed away on Wednesday.
My Grandpa wasn't a very social or jolly guy; the few moments I remember him make a joke or contribute to a conversation he would be very dry. He was a physicist and taught at Lawrence Tech for some 35+ years. I used to play chess with him. About 2 years I started to win regularly. When I was in 4th grade I chipped my tooth playing Jungle-Gym tag; I ran into a metal pole. I tried to get out of school for it but the only person that could pick me up was Grandpa, and when he got there he asked 'Why do you need to leave? It's just a chipped tooth'. He took me anyways. He recently gave me a book named 'Shipwrecked' because there was Italian in it, most of which I have already forgotten. He drank, smoked and stayed up late until the day he died alone in his favorite chair. We still can't find the cat.
My recital went alright on Sunday, just a few mix-ups (which are guaranteed for a performance) which were within reasonable limits. Thanks for all who came!
Emily- there will be a luncheon on the 17th (sunday)for Grandpa somewhere in metro detroit if you would like to come.
31st March 2005
The cat winked at me
theres this little thing going around where I comment on people on my friends list to just spread love joy and amusing inside jokes, so I will attempt to do so. If i chose to not comment on you, then call me and we'll have a chat about it, maybe get some bagels. :
Will- i remember one time I threw a chunk of ice at your torso and knocked the wind out of you. besides that i dont really have any good memories of you.
karen- i want to be reincarnated as your grandchild because :
a) you put Emeril and Rachel Ray to shame
b) I would develop a laugh like yours, its quite catching
c) you would have a cat
Brooks- i wish there were more people out there to embarrass when they start talking about music. It's horrible that we do it, but being snobby is part of who we are. its just sad that not enough people are music-savey like us, ahem. and who wouldnt love a guy who's favorite song lyric from an album is 'if you want
your cake and eat it too, and if you want to have other people watch you while you eat it, go ahead'.
Laura- I think I'm going to start a laura section in my cd collection because you've given me at least a dozen, and they've all been great, except Sun kil Moon, sorry! I'm not saying this because i know you can kick my ass, you are a good resource, and so much more! juicy details, yada yada yada, lets go sit under that tree in you neighborhood during the summer again.
Taylor- You spunky, devilish, red-headed, stubborn, prancing bitch. does it still hurt when I beat you twice at game works? i bet it does.
Will- I was just kidding. Seriously I remember you as my partner in everything trivial, wasteful and unproductive I have done in my life since middle school. This summer is going to be a hit! and I dont anyone besides you could have the patience to be my best friend after all the horrible things I've done to you. Sucker!
Laura ROSENBERG -you are such a bratty little sister. We are going to get into such horrible little squables when we live together and its going to be great.
I have a recital on sunday, 2:00 at dalton center, lecture hall
29th March 2005
I JUST WANT TO PLAY FRISBEE!!!!!!!! MAN! i want to feel the thick plastic disc smack into my hand as I catch it with skill and grace. i approximate for wind and distance and then feel the release of the frisbee from my fore-finger. i would see the disc soar all the way to heaven and back again.
24th March 2005
Sometimes I like to dedicate my post to a certain person, place, OR thing, and today this post is dedicated to... :
Empty your mind, be formless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You pit it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can Crash! Be water, my friend�. (Bruce Lee)
but seriously folks heres a little list of why Bruce Lee should be remembered:
1. helping promote pro-asian sentiment in the U.S.
2. helping establish kung fu and martial arts in the U.S. (participated in the first kung fu tournament in the u.s)
3. kicking ass
4. kicking more ass
5. teaching a generation the art of being yourself.... yea thats right, you know you love the cheese
6. kicking ass
Had the bass quartet recital yesterday....i'd give it a 6. Parts didn't mesh well, intonation was lacking and I can't count for the life of me. What's my deal? once I learn how to count then i can figure out how to read, THEN I'll be set.
I'm gonna drive home on friday and give kalamazoo the finger as i leave.
22nd March 2005
So Meijers has these new carts that are smaller but double decked, so this means I can weave around all the older people that take their time. A clever girl asked me while I was pushing my little cart 'You have one of those new carts! Do ya like it?' and I said 'OH yea, A LOT.' AND THEN I was gonna buy grapefruit from Florida, but before leaving there was a free taste stand for Texan grapefruit and they were just delicious. I've never substitued texan fruit for floridian before so it was, obviously, a wierd day for me. :
I've been watching animal planet lately (although this show might actually be on the national geographic channel) and there's a show that pits two animals together in a hypothetical fight judging by armament, weight etc, and in the one where the wolf fights the cougar the wolf losses. You see I dont know about that.
I get to see my cat in 4 days.
15th March 2005
Looking back I cannot really member many times where I felt that I had given something %$110, and these couple of recitals coming up are weighing heavily on my list of priorities. The feeling of throwing myself into a project seems so foreign to me now since I've started becoming a bum (well a serious bum); feeling motivated for me is like muscle and it hasnt really been worked out, at all. I suffer from motivational atrophy (spelling?). Anyways, the big recital is going to be on the 3rd of april if any are so obliged. :
Another part of excersizing this muscle includes hanging out and talking with friends that i havent seen in a while. I want my room to clean all the time, and I want to feel proud to sleep in it after a long day's work. I want to be able to just crash on my futon and hold on my baby blanket and drift away into a peaceful child-like sleep without a doubt in my mind that i deserve it. I, I want to suck the sweet nectar from the gord of accomplishment and let it permeate my soul. 'mmm, tastes good. oh no its dribbling down my chin, ..who cares, thats what sleeves are for' ...i need to see my cat too.
Jason's top reason for being excited for the warm weather coming up: frisbee
Jason's horoscope:Someone interesting -- no, absolutely fascinating -- is right around the corner, just dying to meet you. You, of course, are always game for fresh and different folks, especially the kinds that have brains. So when this new person arrives, you'll probably want to clear your schedule and make sure you've got time to spend with them. Oh, and don't be surprised if this thing goes on well into the weekend, too. Enjoy!
oooooooooooooh! intruiging! I wonder what the stars have in store for me today?!!? eh. My fortune cookie sucked too.
11th March 2005
I am so retarded. on scale of 1 to 10 how retarded is jason: :
1 not retarded
10 I cant believe how retarded he is
NEW STUDENT AUDITION DAY
I love new student audition day. HERES WHY: :
-i love watching all the parents worrying and freaking out over how their children do at their scholarship auditions. Theres a certain amount of despair in the air that I can just breath in and exhale as complete complacency on my part.
-seeing all the new students try to act non-chalantly while i know whats really going on in their heads. its actually a little something like this : HOLY SHIT MY WORLD IS GOING TO END IF I DONT GET IN WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF IS THERE A GOD?
-enjoying the feeling the envelops over me as i realize that I've already been through all of this and that this step is really just a baby step in the scheme of thigns. watching past and present and future inter mingle half-hazardly puts things into perspective; theres no need to worry.
9th March 2005
gotta pick dave up soon
As spring break has already come and gone there are a few moments that i would like to outline: :
first a synopsis of the trip: I left with Jeff on Saturday morning at 5:00 AM, and little did i know that I was being set-up. That little rascal decided to bring aboard a stowaway, a certain Brooks Dansby, and we rode down 75 to my grandmas in Ocala. I drove first throug the most interesting part of the trip: OHio, the beatifulest of the most beautifulest. Ohio, fuck you. I finally handed it off to Jeff who drove kentucky and tennesee which was FRICKING BEAUTIFUL, and Brooks had the pleasure of driving through Georgia and Downtown Atlanta duting rush hour. Holy shit! Atlanta is just like a huge SouthField which even shittier drivers. we finally got to my grandmas at 1:00 am and crashed. next day we got to the cabin in the ocala national forest and proceeded from then on to not remember any of my trip at all, at least until we ran out of reefur. Ride back was just as fun, Jeff drove from Ocala to Atlanta (where we stopped for airsoft memorabillia) i picked up and drove to the mid kentucky and jeff drove the rest. Around the michigan border shit hit the fan and i went into super bitch mode, SORRY JEFF AND BROOKS.
Funny points of the trip:
-trying to play poker crunked ( we couldnt even remember the rules, and the concepts behind betting are completely beyond Jeff)
-playing with lizards in our meshed-in patio, WHOOO HOOO HOOO LIZARDSSS
-seeing an aligator with jeff in the canoe and Jeff saying "lets get closer' while he proceeded to touch it with an oar. Oh jeff you;re gonna get yourself killed one of these days. it was just a little guy though.
-Learning about the story behind Jeff's druken naked rampage in the dorms and how Brooks totally fucked in over (i havnet laughed that hard in a long time)
-Running into the gulf of mexico twice (it was cold)
-Eating at the Bubba Gump shrimp resteraunt in Daytona where the actual theme is Forest Gump and they quiz you relentlously (spelling?) Shrimp stuffed with crab and cheese??? EVIL.
have to go pick up dave, continued later
15th February 2005
Holy shit, it was Valentines day?
The subject heading was stolen from Will C. and it was the same for me. I sent some cards to my parents and sister but thats it for valentines day, and thats just FINE. :
I had a cleaning binge the other day, cleaned my room, kitchen, car (w/ vaccuum mind you), oil change and I EVEN SHOWERED. unbelievable.